Fulmer’s Belly » Big Orange Roundtable: Week 2

16
Jul
2008

Come again, has the time for ye olde roundtable. Written in verse, doth be all the answers for the morrow. Figure out, shall thee, the forms in which the answers be posted thus. Thanks shalt ye be given unto The Power T for this discussion bringeth.

1. A position of strength for the Vols this fall should be wide receivers. Which 2 guys will emerge from the pack to start the opener against UCLA alongside Lucas Taylor? Why?

Gather ’round my children and you shall hear,
A Roundtable discussion in the Blog-o-sphere.
This week’s answers shall all come in verse,
And each of the styles will be very diverse.

Gerald Jones is our first nominee,
Don’t ask why, it’s easy to see.
He’s a quick receiver with delicate hands,
And he probably does chicks with really big cans.

Our next in line is Ahmad Paige,
His 40 time is impossible to gauge.
His on-field abilities are really quite fine,
And now it’s time for this kid to shine.

2. Which game on the schedule do you, as a fan, need Tennessee to win for your own sanity and happiness? Why?

Florida must lose
Three years we’ve tasted defeat
Although Urban’s gay

3. What are your thoughts on the 8-win clause in Coach Fulmer’s new contract that automatically rolls his contract over another year if he wins 8 games in a season?

There once was a time and place
When eight wins were a disgrace
But we had to say
That Fulmer will stay
And at least this blog name is safe!

4. What is your favorite gameday recipe, whether for tailgating or in your own kitchen? Explain why in delicious detail.

Bratwurst
Seasoned sausage
Grill first then bathe in beer
Much better eat than a hot dog
Tasty

5. You have a tag team championship match against the Legion of Doom coming up. Which current Volunteer do you choose as your tag team partner? Why?

Fulmer
Enters ring
Looks around

What’s that?
Hawk is dead?
Animal’s fat?
Easy win.

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