For whom does ESPN bend over you might ask?  Well, for the “mighty gators of” Florida of course.  Why?  Because they are the single greatest thing to happen since the clap.

In a blatant show of, I don’t even know what, ESPN’s Gameday crew thought it a good idea to pack up the show and drive down to Gainesville for an afternoon of lovemaking and circle-jerking Urban Meyer and his compatriots prior to their Orange and Blue game (which, subsequently was also broadcast nationally on ESPN).

I suppose the only real saving grace is that ESPN is generally pretty bad about picking teams that might advance to win championships, thus making for better storylines in the end due to their having covered the team in the preseason.

Of course, one would be foolish not to mention that Erin Andrews herself was a gator, and well, when you’ve got the entire Gameday crew ready to do anything to appease you for a chance to even carry the bag which holds the laundry bag that contains her dirty clothes that at one point were near her nether regions, well, that’s a road trip to Gainesville is what that is.

Disguise in Devil (Gator T-shirts)?

Not to say that I wouldn’t do that for EA either,  but geez guys, have some.. decorum?