Mar
2008
Wooo! For the first time in 41 years (Bruce Pearl is good at getting that kind of info out there), Tennessee and the BasketVols have won the SEC title outright after defeating Florida in Gainesville 89-86 after facing a deficit of 13 points at halftime.
You know what? I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about Bert Bertelkamp (although most of the stuff I said before was out of love… like… “love insults” if you will). Why? Well, it’s because I can only imagine people who might be fans of other teams that happen to be in Tennessee and have to listened to Bert’s “monay” and other hilarious “broadcasting” lingo. Today, he straight up busted out a “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” and it was pretty hilarious.
Bertelkamp kind of has a cool job though if you think about it, because although he did play for Tennessee back in the day, now, he’s nothing more than a big fan who gets the best seats for all the games and says on air, what everyone else is thinking, “WOOOO!”
Champs!
Anyway, congrats to the BasketVols for an amazing season and the SEC Championship. There’s still work to be done however. There’s the matter of Senior Night against South Carolina on Sunday afternoon, as well as 2 tournaments to go win. I’ll be making a quick trip to Vegas, so let’s see what Tennessee can do to buy daddy some new shoes. Does Bruce Pearl have his own shoe? No? Oh, maybe Jordans then.
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OK so I was wrong. I said the Vols would win by 7. But I called the Vols win, and they’re were many who doubted. Pearl owns Eddie Munster and the GAYtors.
They should incredible heart fighting back from a 16-point deficit. It wasn’t exactly Kung Fu type fighting back nut it was a great comeback nevertheless.
Nice scribble.
Anybody catch Tyler Smith’s evil eye to Dan Werner? That seriously gave me nightmares last night. Also the Raycom Sports announcers scored another great comment with “JP Prince went to the basket unmolested.” Further cementing Florida’s sexual preference.
Was it Tyler who got the T from Valentine in the game against Florida in Knoxville? Whoever it was, it was almost the same situation: Werner von Douchebag intentionally fouled somebody (but this time it wasn’t called) and the guy got up and came at him. That guy is just a straight up thug (a perfect Gator) and I was really hoping I was going to get to see his femur sticking out of his leg last night. Then there was Cameron Fetusface, and the other white guy that looks like Teddy Dupay’s thuggy little brother.
Brooms in yo face, Florida. Have fun in the Not Interested Tournament.
The Raycom Sports broadcast crews strike again. I’m not sure why it’s so hard for them to tell the difference between Tyler and JaJuan Smith. I mean, it’s not like there’s an appreciable size difference or anything. Also, at the end of the game when JaJuan took the most obvious charge of the game, they were wondering why Werner wasn’t shooting free throws, even after the camera crew had figured out that he had just fouled out.
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Jon, I knew you’d eventually come around. Bertelkamp rules!
HAHA Kirk… you’re right.. sort of.. I mean, I’ve always sort of liked him, it’s just.. you know, I feel like I could sit next to Blob Kesling and yell MonAY! too… Probably not actually.
Bert is the worst color guy in the history of broadcasting. Period. He has Zero Talent. Zero. His credentials are he was a Volunteer player. That is not a qualification. A complete idiot behind the mic. UT should be embarassed.