We here at Fulmer’s Belly as a result of being bored out of our minds as a public service to fans everywhere, will have continuous updates of the comings and goings of coaches throughout the offseason. Notice our clever use of a Coach Purse, implying both the leader of a team, as well as the financial windfall that most of the coaches can expect to see.

Main Entry: ¹coach

Pronunciation: \ˈkōch\

Function: noun

Usage: often attributive

- one who instructs or trains <an acting coach>; especially : one who instructs players in the fundamentals of a competitive sport and directs team strategy <a football coach>

Main Entry: ¹purse

Pronunciation: \ˈpərs\

Function: noun

– a sum of money offered as a prize or present; also : the total amount of money offered in prizes for a given event

See? we’re clever. Hit the jump to see what we have to say (because it’s very important).

• To rundown the moves that have already been made:

Ole Miss – Houston Nutt (via Arkansas)
Nebraska – Bo Pelini (via LSU)
Texas A&M – Mike Sherman (via Texans)

• And some Breaking news alerts, first coaches have spurned advances from other schools thus far:

LSU – Les Miles (Michigan)
Vanderbilt – Bobby Johnson (Duke)
Rutgers – Greg Shiano (Michigan)
Auburn – Tommy Tuberville (Arkansas)
FSU – Bobby Bowden (Retirement Home)

• And coaches that are moving:

Arkansas – Bobby Petrino (via Falcons)
Georgia Tech – Paul Johnson (via Navy)

• And finally, coaches that will possibly be moving:

Les Miles to Michigan
Nick Saban to Anywhere with money
Cutcliffe to… Duke?

Stay tuned for any more updates.