It’s that time of year, for feasting, gluttony, sleeping early, shopping, yelling, screaming, crying, gossiping, and of course, watching football. Of course the last point is the most important aspect of the day, so we will do our best to help you out with the Thanksgiving Day Weekend Viewing Guide.

Thursday

• 12:30PM (FOX) – Packers @ Lions – Can Favre take the Pack to 10-1 in an improbable Cinderella season?
• 4:00 PM (CBS) – Jets @ Cowboys – Local boy Chad Pennington? Not playing. Chattanooga boy Terrell Owens? Kicks ass.
• 8:00 PM (ESPN) – Southern Cal @ Arizona State – Can ASU’s bid for a Pac10 title materialize under Dennis Erickson?
• 8:15 PM (NFLN) – Colts @ Falcons – No Mike Vick, sitting Harrington for an unproven Leftwich. No chance for the Dirty Birds.

Friday

• 12:30 PM (LFS) – Egg Bowl – Ohyoyoyoyoyoyoooooooo, you’ve been CROOMED!
• 9:00 PM (ESPN2) – Boise State @ Hawaii – This game.. is WAC!

Saturday

• 12:00 PM (ESPN) – Virginia Tech @ Virginia – For the ACC Coastal Atlantic North South Um, one of the division championships
• 1:30 PM (CBS) – Tennessee @ Kentucky – Toughest Division in College Football FTW!
• 5:00 PM (CBS) – FSU @ Florida – Florida will become the greatest (# losses) team EVAR
• 7:00 PM (ESPN2) – Clemson @ South Carolina – Battle for the palm tree palmetto.
• 8:00 PM (ESPN) – Iron Bowl – $4 Million for Saban, Loss to Louisiana-Monroe, will a loss to Auburn make him one and done? Of course not, because Saban is so awesome.

And on that note, we’d like to leave you with a nice image of Thanksgiving. But us being the great Fulmer’s Belly, we didn’t want to just post a picture of just another regular turkey so instead, we bring you Miss Turkey 2007:

Mmmm, Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

edit: as an aside, it would appear as if I forgot one game involving one LSU team playing another Arkansas team, because it wouldn’t be very interesting or exciting. Whoops.