In yet another attempt at shedding a few pounds, Fulmer is starting the Jenny Craig diet after hearing about the great success the star of Fat Actress, Kirstie Alley, had with the program.
Who doesn’t like a girl with a big backyard?
I suppose you’re expecting me to make some joke about how Fulmer ate Kirstie Alley, aren’t you? That wouldn’t make any sense now, would it? Eating Kirstie Alley wouldn’t exactly be following the Jenny Craig diet at all. So after consuming Jenny Craig, Fulmer wasn’t quite sure how to continue the diet. He reportedly mulled the Atkins diet until he heard that Dr. Atkins had died, and Fulmer draws the line at eating dead people. The man’s got standards.
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