Should we be reporting on the iPhone to get traffic this week?  I mean, everywhere I look online and on TV, that’s all anyone is talking about.  Verbally fellating Lord Jobs with his product that will revolutionize not only phones, but breathing, and well, maybe pooping too.

I’m not certain about what the demographics are, but I would venture to say that most of the people who read this blog are not apple fanboys.  In fact, the actual numbers work out to a little under 5% of visitors to the site using a variation of the Mac OS.  This is where my geekiness comes out where I start mentioning different operating systems, the amount of bandwidth the site has vs. uses (about 3%), among other things.

But as the offseason drones on, and the traffic dies down, perhaps it’d be a good idea to start mentioning the iPhone, even though there’s not going to be any actual review of the iPhone or anything iPhone related in this or any post.  I figure just writing out iPhone a few dozen times would help out in getting some random Google hits to the site iPhone.

For some actual coverage of the iPhone though, check out our friends over at Gear Patrol (even though they have a weird post with a picture of some dude’s crotch…).

And just to round out our iPhone coverage whoring, here is an accurate description of what the iPhone can and can’t do.  And well, the second category, is a big whopping nothing.  It can do EVERYTHING  (except pinpoint location on GPS, send instant messages, take video, send picture messages, load the internet in a timely manner, use custom ringtones, be used as a modem via bluetooth, do video out, dock with iPod video docks, and a few other things) !!1!!one!!eleventy!1!!