ESPN.com wrote a story regarding Michigan State’s new uniforms for the upcoming season for their football team. Noticeably absent from the article? A freaking picture of the new unis. I mean, if you’re going to go through the trouble of writing an article about new uniforms, it seems only fair that you’d post a picture of said changes.
I blame mostly the old crusty writers who still think they’re writing for a black and white newspaper that doesn’t have the ability to print pictures, and thus the entire article must be devoted to a description of something that could be summed up by posting a single picture.
This was the case when Oregon unveiled their new uniforms a couple of years back, where no amount of verbiage could ever describe the vomit/coma inducing sight that was to be the new uniforms.
Luckily, we here at fulmer’s belly enjoy making crappy writers look worse by rewriting their article. Observe:
Michigan State Unveils New Unis
Check it out:
Crappy Huh? Enjoy, because I’m going to eat more doughnuts and pretend like I’m working.
See how easy that was? I should work for ESPN.com and I would be the best writer EVAR.
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