Peta, the people for the something something of something, have decided to bring their insanity quest fight to LSU, who is looking to obtain a new tiger for getting rid of unruly students their mascot.  LSU has decided basically to tell Peta to die in a fire.  The best part of the article?  The actual headline:

LSU Likely to Ignore PETA, Obtain New Tiger Mascot

Say what you will about LSU, and them sucking because they beat us at home last year, but you’ve gotta love the straight up bravado of the school for dismissing Peta like the nuisance that it is.  Living in California, I’ve become somewhat immune to the plights of insane interest groups, but at the same time, thought maybe their tactics worked in other parts of the country.  The tactics might work, but apparently not in states that still operate under the Napoleonic Code.  Take THAT losers!

In fact, the most difficult part of obtaining a new tiger isn’t going to be anything to do with dealing with animal rights groups, but rather trying to find a purple and yellow tiger.  The jungles of the Staples Center have recently been ravaged due to poaching, and the purple and yellow tiger population has been completely decimated.  That being said, I’m sure one will be available on the black market, so I say to you LSU: keep up the good fight, and don’t let anyone get in your way.