May
2007
Continuing on with our bashing of the coaches’ wives of the SEC, we take a look at the Western Division:
Suzanne Tuberville (Auburn)
Okay, so this is a cropped pic from when the Tubervilles were meeting with some councilmen or something, but from what I can see, alls I can say is, “way to go Tubs!” I mean, even though she looks younger in this picture than pictures from like 10 years ago (that’s money well spent btw), Suzanne could very well qualify as a “trophy wife.” Well, at least there’s one trophy on your mantle.
Terry Saban (Bama)
Okay, so this is one of the pictures where I’m not completely certain that it’s the coach’s wife, but as far as I can tell, she is. Theoretically, this is back when they were making residence in Baton Rouge seeing as how there’s a tiger in the background (wrong colors, but that’s the Saban’s for ya), and it seems nice that Terry was able to get into her tiger costume for the pic. Oh, that’s not a costume? Oops.
Diana Nutt (Arkansas)
Expecting some Nutt jokes? Well, of course I’m more than happy to oblige. Look at that Nutty Picture with all those Nutts around that plane. Diana just loves the Nutt. All those kids, from that Nutt’s nuts. Is that enough? I got nothin’.
Kathy Miles (LSU)
So, I’m gonna take a guess here and say that the lady with the Screech haircut is Kathy Miles. The haircut serves a dual purpose: first, it’s easier to manage, and second, it’s easy to make fun of. I mean, together with Les’ less than oratorical speaking style combined with his wife’s love for Saved by the Bell, and you’ve got yourself one heck of a family. The kids are thrilled at their inherited genetics, just look.
Jeri Croom (Mississippi State)
I couldn’t find a picture of Jeri Croom, wife of Sylvester Croom, which leads me to believe that she doesn’t actually exist. If she does in fact exist however, I would probably be saying something along the lines of how she looks ridiculous in that red blazer coupled together with the purple pants and the lime green pumps, but she doesn’t actually exist, so we’ll just have to pretend like there was a great picture of a fictional woman wearing that exact outfit.
Kelly Orgeron (Ole Miss)
Who would have thought, in order to score a hot wife, all you have to do is speak unintelligibly. I mean, who knows, maybe Ed didn’t actually propose or anything, or even wanted to date her, but she had no freaking clue what he was saying, and just agreed to it anyway. Mrs. Orgeron is quite the looker in her Swiss National Softball team outfit, so maybe she’s just confused all around.
So, to all the coaches in the SEC: um, good jobs… sort of… Some of you have some work to do, but for a few of you fellas out there: how in the hell did you score those women? Teach me.
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The East side coaches have better looking women. I wouldn’t kick Meyer’s, Oregon’s, or Tubberville’s wifes out of bed, either.
Yeah, as a group, I think the uggos on the West side overtake the good looking ones. All the wives are living up the good life though, they’ve got to be, with getting paid 2 mil a year and all (of course we all know the truth that the men don’t get to spend any of their salary).
Awright…grow a set. You’ve yet to actually name Teh Hawtest SEC Coach’s Wife. My money’s on TeleTubby…but I wouldn’t mind Fulmer introducing me to his daughter…
okay, going from that one picture, i will go ahead and say that it’s the tubbs that takes the crown. coach o’s lady ain’t too bad either tho.
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