Of course, we all know that there have been some tweaks to the rules this year. Most notably, the kickoffs will originate from the 30 yard line, and the clock will actually stop between possessions and will only start after the opposing team touches a kickoff.
Those two are the most obvious and visible of the rules changes, but we here at Fulmer’s Belly like to offer up some more tweaks for the upcoming year. We will unveil them a few at a time, if for no other reason than to milk this idea for all it’s worth. Here we go.
Sucking – 10 yards.
This was introduced for teams populating the Mountain West, Sun Belt, Conference USA, and the ACC (oh yeah, I went there). A team shall be flagged for sucking if they suck and be penalized 10 yards. This one might get ugly real fast.
Grabbing Boobies - 5 or 15 yards.
A penalty shall be issued for any player running into the stands after a big play and grabbing a girl’s boobs or worse, “tuning their radios.” Depending on how hot the girl is, the penalty shall be less severe. i.e. Gisele Bunchen: 5 yard penalty, Janet Reno: 15 yard, loss of down.
We hope you enjoyed this glimpse into some of the more obscure rules changes for the upcoming season. Stay tuned as we’ll have more to come.
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