We here at Fulmer’s Belly have never really been that good at math, but from our limited math abilities, we’ve learned of a theory called inequality. This is when something is (in layman’s terms) “greater than” or “less than” something else. For example: SEC Football is GREATER THAN all other forms of football.
Every once in awhile, there is an occurrence known as the equality. This is when two things are equal in value. Well, we’re not Master’s Degree holders in chemical synthesis or anything (… well, one of us isn’t), but if you ask us, this next equation holds pretty freaking true:
This pic shows it a bit, but there was a video of the good coach at the game flexing his muscles, and well, those refs that have been telling him to calm down better watch out, because, well, the transformation has begun, and Pearl… Not… Happy!
Seriously, I would pay an extra $10 for a basketball ticket if I knew Coach Pearl and his staff would spell out stuff during basketball games that he’s actually coaching. And you know what? Tennessee vs. Southwestern Mississippi Technical College of the South, Jackson would be on ESPN primetime.
Awesome video of the transformation after the jump…
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