The University of Southern California Trojans have taken the #2 spot in the BCS behind the Buckeyes of Ohio State University. Hmm, could I have written a more boring sentence? Such is the life I look forward to if I decide to take a job as a professional writer (which I think both you and I know is not possible).
I for one, am in favor of chaos. That’s why I think that perhaps it’s good that the Trojans probably will play against the Buckeyes for the national championship. This sets up a scenario of a possible Michigan vs. Florida or even LSU in the Rose Bowl or Sugar or some such bowl. Now, say SC beats Ohio State, and if the winner of the Michigan/whoever game wins convincingly, we have a scenario for the 2nd split national champion in 4 years.
Now back to the fun part of the story. I couldn’t decide which headline to use, but I figured some combination of “Beavers” “Trojans” “Nuts” and even sprinkle in some Arkansas’ “Nutt” “Johnson” and “Dick” would be a winner.
Trojans, beating down Johnson, frustrated by Beavers, to take on Nuts.
Can you think of a better one? If so, you’ll stand to win, well, nothing. But we’ll publish you on the main page, along with a picture of your hot girlfriend. (P.S. hot girlfriend pic probably more important than cleverness of the title).
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