You know how the old saying goes:  the more things change, the more they stay the same.  Well, perhaps that’s true to a point.  Let me present to you, Kentucky vs. Tennessee.

Kentucky came into the game in second place in the SEC East.  In Second Place in the East.  In SECOND PLACE IN THE EAST. Sorry, I had to write it a few times to believe it myself.  Kentucky, bowl eligible for the first time since the industrial revolution, decided it would be a good time to try and make a run at beating Tennessee for the first time in 22 tries.

For the first time in the last few games, the score was very low, unlike the shootouts dating back to the Peyton era.  Well, with both of those changes, Tennessee was still able to muster out a win, extending the second-longest win streak against a single team to 22 (c’mon Navy, you can beat those America-Haters).

It’s sort of like that time I tried not to have sex with all the hot girls in the room but, it didn’t work, because even though I tried not to be so charming and awesome, the ladies just saw right through the cover, and decided to have sex with me anyway.  So I guess it’s true, the more things change, the more, you know, I’d finish this, but I have to go get with some hot ladies.

P.S. If you are a hot lady, and would like to get with this, email me at fulmersbelly@yahoo.com along with an application that can be found at jonIsAwesomeAndIWouldLoveToGetWithHim.com