We here at Fulmer’s Belly love nothing more than two hot lesbians going at it. But only when they’re two girlie lesbians, not when it’s one girlie and one manly lesbian. All that does is confuse us.

I suppose there are benefits to having a butch around though. She can kick ass if necessary (Don and I are deathly afraid of butch chicks), and she can slam down beers during a drinking contest and win nice presents for her lady. Apparently there are some Universities that feel the same way as we do because UNC just named Butch Davis as their new head coach.

I can kick ass too

Butch Davis of course, is best known for his coaching of the Cleveland Browns where he led them to a 24-36 record as a head coach before being unceremoniously fired and fed to the dogs in the pound. I kid of course, because Davis was best known for being the last living coach of the Miami Hurricanes (does anyone doubt that Larry Coker is a zombie? I mean, really) where he took a terrible Miami team and made them a terrible, but winning team (that one’s for you Gordon).

Davis should be refreshed from having spent the last few years sitting in his boxers at home as a broadcaster, and should be able to bring UNC to the top middle of the football universe. Good luck Butch, I bet you’re femme is hot.