9
Aug
2006
Aug
2006
In an effort to watch his weight, Fulmer munched on carrots for his lunch. For a dip, he used 3 tubs of Crisco and washed it all down with drawn butter.
Furthermore, it has recently been pointed out to us that Fulmer is quite a bit slimmer after having lost between 40 and 50 pounds. We have spoken with a number of physicists (that number is zero) and have discovered that his belly reached a “critical mass” and has begun to collapse on itself, thus giving the appearance of a slimmer waistline. This phenomenon has actually disrupted tides in Abu Dhabi.
Stephen Hawking may think we’re stupid, but we can type faster
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