We here at Fulmer’s Belly love many things. Cheese, porn, fried chicken, boobies, porn, football and porn, but more than all of those things, we love Tennessee head football coach Phillip Fulmer. Some people might think that this site was a way to make fun of our round coach, but it is quite the opposite. It is an homage to the man who has weird superlatives in wiki articles (note: it seems to have been taken down, but for awhile, it said that Fulmer was a world record holder for most hot dogs eaten during a football game).

Entrants compete for the Fulmer Trophy

Most of the time, people make their decisions of a person based on what they see presented to them in the media. And although this is also true for us here at Fulmer’s Belly, we would like to think that there’s a whole other side to the Coach that perhaps we do not know.

Whenever Coach Fulmer conducts a press conference, you can tell he wants to just let loose, curse and throw beer bottles at the reporters for being in his way, but he still holds back. It’s very valiant actually to not have a single slip-up during a press conference, and being able to say “heck” every damn time.

Don also talked about a possible alter-ego for the Coach, and perhaps that’s the case, but the sheer fact that he allowed that picture to be taken of him, shows that he’s cool as shit. (Don says: until we’re served with a lawsuit). Aw well, c’est la vie.

Whether or not the Coach is boring in the public eye is irrelevant.  The important thing is, when in a dark alley alone with Urban Meyer, I want to know that Fulmer would kick the shit out of the Gator just for being a Gator.  Hell yeah coach, go get em.