Lane Kiffin and his staff, coming off the “moral” victory over Florida (which is probably better than an “oral” victory), have apparently continued their recruiting blitzkrieg by contacting every single Florida recruit attempting to sway them to join the dark side um, force?

Assuming Kiffin were to be able to sway a few recruits, signing day for Urban Meyer might go something like my dates often go.  I mean, like um, people who aren’t me’s dates often go.  Allow me to paint the picture, not with a paintbrush, but with my beautiful words:

I arrive at the starbucks…
and sit there…
order myself a drink…
and wait…
all looking hopeful at every new person that walks in…
until like…
a few hours pass…
and I’ve finally given up and then like…
finally someone will come in sort of looking around…
then I get hopeful again…
then she looks up and waves and smiles and I wave and smile too…
then she goes shakes the hand of the dude next to me…
and I’m totally embarrassed…
and leave…
in a huff…
saying that I’ll never go out on a date again…
until the next day…

I don’t want to talk about it.  Neither does Urban Meyer.  Maybe Notre Dame needs a date.  Is she single?