Sep
2009
We here at Fulmer’s Belly, in order to help fulfill your grandest desires in terms of making tons of money through totally legal sports betting, are here to help you with our awesome insights, and will inform you of the sure thing bets every week.
We missed two weeks already, so hopefully you haven’t already lost all your money. Assuming that you still have a little money, we’ll try to help you make huge sacks of money. And by “you make huge sacks of money” we mean “make your bookie huge sacks of money.”
*Disclaimer: we are not experts at all, and in fact, this is probably the worst advice to follow possible. also, we do not condone the placing of bets on amateur sports (in locales where such things are illegal), and you know, all that crap*
Fabio Presents – Locks:
Louisiana-Lafayette @ LSU (-26.5)
- LSU, with their new DC John Chavis, will be in a good position to cover the spread as long as Louisiana-Lafayette doesn’t get into any 3rd and long situations at which point, they’ll probably convert. 3rd and Chavis FTW!
Toss Ups:
Duke @ Kansas (-22)
- Why is this a toss up? Well, basically, because Duke is kind of crazy. They lost to Richmond during Week 1 (but I mean, they’re Spiders, and everyone is afraid of spiders), but then beat the crap out of Army during Week 2. Cutcliffe can’t seem to figure out whether he wants to win or not, and well, coaching at a school named after a bowel movement can’t help matters.
Paris Hilton Presents – Craziest Spread:
Rice @ Oklahoma State (-32)
- The Pokes, after being embarrassed last week are looking to make amends by beating up on starch this week. Am I the only one who thinks Rice’s mascot should be chopsticks? Or Uncle Ben? Or a Chinese Restaurant? Oh, will Ok State cover? Probably not.
Of course, we haven’t written about the Tennessee – Florida game.
Tennessee @ Florida (-29.5)
- We want to believe that Tennessee can win the game outright. We want to believe that even if they don’t, you should take the points because they’ll keep it close. We want to believe that everyone on every sports talk website, tv show, radio show, blog and everyone else is wrong when they say that not only will Tennessee lose, but will lose BAD. So you know what? Screw those guys! Tennessee will win! (Maybe with the points) Book it!
Email this Post
I was curious if anyone has tried this Sports Handicapping Service? I found his video on Youtube and it turns out the service is sold through clickbank which means it comes with a 60 day money back guarantee. Was inquiring what peoples thoughts were.
Good day I?m so delighted I discovered your net web page, I essentially identified out you by mistake, even though I had been searching for on Yahoo for one point else, Anyways I?m appropriate right here now and would just need to say many thanks for any good publish and likewise a all round entertaining weblog (I also have the benefit of the theme/design), I genuinely will not have time to go by implies of it all in the second but I?ve bookmarked it and likewise additional your RSS feeds, so when I have time I is going to become rear to appear at a ton more, Please do preserve up the wonderful operate
Hi, just browsing for information for my Richmond 4g website. Amazing the amount of information on the web. Looking for something else, but very nice site. Have a good day.
Hi there, just stopped by doing some research for my Richmond 4g site. Amazing the amount of information on the web. Wasn’t what I was looking for, but interesting page. Have a good day.