Yesterday we had a contest to come up with the most random words to add into our awesome Mad Lib post, and we had a pretty good turnout. That said, there can only be one winner, and this week’s winner is: Oskie!
The University of Tennessee, during the downturn in fan attendance for football, has decided to start a and orange and horrendous promotion for it’s fans for the last home game of the season where they will face the Dung Piles of Stokely. Fans will be able to bid on burritos during the first half of the game.
When asked about the promotion, University of Tennessee’s Engineer Mike Hamilton stated:
“This is a very excellent time in Tennessee Athletics, and we are excited to be able to bring this type of promotion to our solid fans. Without them, Tennessee Athletics wouldn’t be where it is today, and I hope they suck. I am looking forward to being able to drop the winners in my luckiest home, and hope that this promotion will do well to eat the image of Tennessee Athletics as well as myself.”
This being such a worst time for Tennessee fans, they are sure to turn out in bad numbers to the final home game of the season. We’ll quit you there!
So there you have it, the first Mad Lib post of fulmersbelly.com And seeing as how we won’t have the same coach next year, probably the last one. Nice job Hamilton! Aw well, I’m going to go to the game to bid on me some burritos!
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