Where to go from here?
After a big loss (which seems to happen more often than it should around here these days), we all take a step back and try to figure out what the next steps are.
For most Vol fans, the answer probably goes something along the lines of “fix the offense” or “stop playing such soft defense” or “finally get people on special teams who know what they’re doing,” but for us here at Fulmer’s Belly, we’ve decided that perhaps becoming a fairweather fan might be better.
That being said, we need to find a new team to become a fairweather fan of. We thought of other teams in the SEC such as Georgia, or even Florida. But it’d be difficult to actually root for evil, so we thought how about Kentucky or Vanderbilt? Two teams that are more kick ass than the Vols could even hope to be.
But in the interest of competition, there are already a few Kentucky blogs out there (granted they are basketball-centric). As far as we can tell, there exists no such thing as a Vanderbilt blog that isn’t run by a bunch of nerds using super nerd language for nerds. Nerd.
So, we’re thinking about putting up a few black curtains for the depression of Tennessee sucking balls, but which can be doubly used as Vandy color blogs as well. I’m not sure if we’re nerdy enough though. Or know how to use words that are smart and… not small, or ooh, ooh… big!
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