Sep
2008
It’s finally time for league play to start, and it couldn’t be too soon (or could it?) for the Volunteers of Tennessee. In light of league play, we’ve decided to bring forth the enemy watch for the coming opponent, a.k.a. the current axis of evil. This week we dutifully bring to you the Gators of the University of Florida… and why they suck.
1. Apparel
The Gators, in all their enduring wisdom, wear uniforms that consist of blue shirts, white numbers, white pants with orange and blue stripes and orange helmets with blue script writing. They look approximately as such:
Here is some Tebow fellow showing off the pit area of the jersey
As if the uniforms weren’t quite ADD enough, they decided to include a blue belt with the white pants. Of course, none of us can forget the unfortunate day when the gators decided to wear under shirts that had the one blue arm and the one partially orange arm. That was a great fashion statement. And by “great fashion statement” I mean “ugly as crap.”
It should also be noted that the unis are made by Nike, which we all know is an inferior brand to Adidas.
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2. Mascot
The mascot of the Florida Gators is a… wait for it, Gator. Presumably from Florida. Now, we’ll ignore the fact that a few years ago, the Gators featured prominently on their media guide, a picture of a crocodile, and instead focus on the Gator logo itself.
I mean, honestly, look at that thing. It looks like it was drawn by a deaf-mute living in a place with no electricity or indoor plumbing. somewhere like… Gainesville. What’s that orange thing behind it’s teeth? Is that it’s tongue? I thought aligators didn’t have tongues? And what happened to the rest of it’s body? Is the logo just a gator head? In which case, I suppose it’s kind of scary thinking about a disembodied gator head just kind of skulking around.
3. Cheerleaders
First off, let’s see a picture of the offending ladies:
Holy hell that’s hot.
Hmm, that sort of backfired on me. Well, if nothing else, it gave me an excuse to repost my favorite upskirt pic that we have.
Well, aside from that last point, I think we can all see why the Gators of the University of Florida (are you sure they’re a university? Has anyone checked their current accreditation?) are evil. Good night, and good luck valiant Vols.
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That girl in the middle has quite the bulge going on down below. wtf?
love it.
ive got a shirt to wear to the game that says “Tim Teblows”
Alex not all girls shave if you know what i’m saying…. maybe she is a eastern European transfer.
Here are better recent SEC cheerleading pictures from a state that has some Florida tradition in it.
http://donchavez.com/blog/index.php/2008/09/19/bring-it-on-university-of-south-carolina-cheerleading/
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