Louisville, the school with a lil’ chip on it’s shoulder, the school that thinks it can play with the big boys (trust me, it can’t), the school that thinks it’s a good idea to sell out to corporate pressure, sucks.
Now, to break with the tradition, they don’t suck because they beat the BasketVols, but they suck for a much more egregious reason. They have kicked a girl off of their cheer squad and out of the school, for being… well, a college student.
If you haven’t heard or seen on your favorite porn news site, Becca Manns, former cheerleader for the Louisville Papa Johns Cardinals was kicked not only off the cheer squad, but out of school for having taken explicit photos of herself. I guess technically it wasn’t because she took the photos so much as her ex-boyfriend distributed said pictures.
When you start kicking kids out of school for being horny, where do you stop? I mean, all you’d have left would be the really super nerdy kids. I mean, even most regular nerdy kids, and all geeks and well, everyone else is super horny all the time. There is however, like the mythical blue people of Kentucky, a group of students that exist, although have never been seen, that do not get horny. What the hell was I talking about? Oh yeah, those would be the only people left.
Isn’t that the point of cheerleaders anyway? I mean, if sexuality didn’t matter, they should just be dressed up in ankle skirts and long sleeve shirts. Actually, that sounds kinda hot. Don’t ask me why.
Anyway, I know everyone is anxious to get on to the pics, and well, we’d love to oblige, and chances are, no one reads this site anyway, so we probably should just post up a bunch of pics of this girl’s boobies, but we shall refrain. It’ll be really easy to find pics for yourself, so for reference purposes, here’s who you’re looking for:
This is close to the only SFW pic we could find.
You know what? I’d totally hit that. I mean, not that that’s ever meant anything. Here’s a typical exchange:
jon: I’d hit that
Girl: Excuse me?
jon: You’re hot, can we do it?
jon: Is that a yes or a no?
Alas, such is the life of a loser totally awesome dude. Damnit, when did this turn into an interrogation of my love life? Let’s bring the focus back people! Louisville sucks, because they hate boobies! Louisville, why do you hate boobies? Louisville sucks.
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