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Redeption? Not Really.

The BasketVols beat the Buckeyes of Ohio State on Saturday in what local sports writers will no doubt call a revenge game for last year’s loss to the Bucks in the NCAA tournament. Of course, everyone knows this is not the case, as both teams are strikingly different, notably with the additions of JP Prince, [...]

Suckeyes.

Can someone please just ban Ohio State from being able to play in any sort of “championship game?” Please? We’ve been given the pleasure over the last two years of watching the juggernaut otherwise known as Ohio State get their asses handed to them like… well, something that gets it’s ass handed to [...]

Who to Root For?

We are faced with the prospect of the basketball equivalent of the “meteor game.”  The game where you hope a meteor hits the arena during the game, causing both teams to lose.
Florida vs. Ohio State for the National Championship.  The BCS Committee was unable to keep the SEC out of the Championship game, but Vol [...]

Is it Football Season yet?

The BasketVols gave forth a valiant effort (whilst simultaneously giving up a 20 point lead) in their quest for their first ever Elite 8.  There was one place where we could have put the game away, and that was: Free Throws.  The Vols missed something like 50 out of 20 free throws (actually taking points [...]

The Nation has Spoken

ESPN recently conducted a poll on their site, and as we all know, ESPN Polls are absolutely scientific. The purpose of the poll? To see what the consensus was on which one of the #1 seeds wouldn’t make it to the Final Four. Seeing as how all four #1 seeds have never [...]

Whew…

CBS loves some Rocky Top.  They pay bazillions of dollars every year to show Tennessee football games on their network (sure, some people might say that it’s to showcase the entire league, but everyone knows it’s for Rocky Top, the song, not even the place).  Everyone knows the only reason CBS even broadcasts the NCAA [...]

Trojans, Take Back Seat to Nuts

The University of Southern California Trojans have taken the #2 spot in the BCS behind the Buckeyes of Ohio State University.  Hmm, could I have written a more boring sentence?  Such is the life I look forward to if I decide to take a job as a professional writer (which I think both you and [...]