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A dater scorned…

Lane Kiffin and his staff, coming off the “moral” victory over Florida (which is probably better than an “oral” victory), have apparently continued their recruiting blitzkrieg by contacting every single Florida recruit attempting to sway them to join the dark side um, force?
Assuming Kiffin were to be able to sway a few recruits, signing day [...]

Preseason Over

After keeping the offense very vanilla on Saturday afternoon, the Tennessee football team looks forward to the first meaningful game of the season against… Ohio.  Obviously the win against Florida would have been nice momentum to lead into the “real” opponents, but there’s no shame in losing in a game that doesn’t matter.
That was the [...]

Lock, Stock, and Cover: Week 3

We here at Fulmer’s Belly, in order to help fulfill your grandest desires in terms of making tons of money through totally legal sports betting, are here to help you with our awesome insights, and will inform you of the sure thing bets every week.
We missed two weeks already, so hopefully you haven’t already lost [...]

Vol Fan Perspective

So, around say, 3:55pm on Saturday, most Tennessee fans were wondering if the 9 point spread was too low.  Most were wondering by exactly how many points we’d beat hapless UCLA.  And most were wondering how the momentum of the big win against a real opponent was going to help lead us to a possible [...]

Doh?

Well, that was a swift kick to the balls.
Obviously, WKU, UCLA is not. UCLA’s defense, with it’s ability to create pressure the likes of which only colons at Old Country Buffet know about, caused Jon Crompton to um, discharge at a bad rate.
Of course, now the newly converted Crompton fans will be taking the [...]

Tyler Bray. Super (something that rhymes with Bray)

Isn’t that clever?  The headline that is.  I was trying to think of something that rhymes with “Bray” that would fit into a story about a kid that committed to UT early Tuesday afternoon.  Super “Day” is kind of lame, Super “Payday” would probably be a secondary violation, Super “Hairspray” was probably my favorite, except [...]

Bertelkamp: Jonesin for a fix

Well, the Tennessee Volunteers, in their annual (not anal) visit to Gainesville were able to pull out a close victory against the Florida Gators on Sunday afternoon.
That’s what most of the papers in the Knoxville area (most of the papers? Is there more than one?) will be writing about come Monday morning.
What they won’t [...]