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Arrests – not just for players

While reading through the Fark headlines, I came across this gem. Allegedly (that’s a term us respected journalists news passer onners use to avoid libel charges), a man at the University of Miami (not Ohio) called the computer techs because his work computer was going slowly. The reason for this slow down was [...]

“Urban”ize

Taking a page from the book of the greatest coach of all time Urban Meyer, Phil Fulmer has suspended LaMarcus (I need some) Coker and Demote Bolden for a violation of team rules.  Of course, we’ve wondered about such violations in the past (in fact, one of our very early posts… read it, we were [...]

Gators Suspended… Sort Of

Fans of the SEC will no doubt remember the “selective amnesia” suffered at the hands of Urban Meyer and Jeremy Foley when Florida players were suspended last year, but only for games against NorthEast Central Jackson State and not for games such as the Cocktail Party or other SEC games. It’s interesting how that [...]

Florida Football in Preseason Lead

Florida offensive lineman Ronnie Wilson has been charged with aggravated assault and battery after discharging a semi-automatic weapon after an altercation at a nightclub.

“How do you feel about having to lose your butt virginity in prison?” … “I’m going to film it on this here camera”
UF is obviously a little embarrassed by their lack of [...]

Losing with pride

Being a Tennessee player, how do you mourn a Tennessee loss?  By getting arrested, of course. 
Arian Foster, Antonio Wardlow, and David Holbert all managed to stand up to the Tennessee tradition and find themselves locked away in jail (they are being charged with underage consumption and disorderly conduct) awaiting discipline from their coach (this usually consists of taking [...]

Police Blotter: Tuesday, August 22

In the world of sport, and the world of college football, one would be remiss if he did not mention any and all ironic news that were to come one’s way.  In this episode of the police blotter, we view one of these instances.
Marshall Safety Geremy Rodamer was arrested near the Marshall campus due to [...]

Police Blotter: Thursday, August 17, 2006

Somewheresville, Ohio
Corey Logan of the Ohio Thundercats Wildcats Bearcats Bobcats, was fined $100 for punching a police horse.  There really should be somthing funny to write, but the story itself is so ridiculous that there really isn’t much else to be said.
The horse, named Chip, was apparently unhurt and apparently laughed at Logan for being [...]