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Florida Week

So, it’s finally Florida week, and as we all know, expectations for the game aren’t exactly… high. That being said, there are definitely things to look forward to for this game. Of course, not all of them are positive things, but things to look forward to nonetheless.
For people attending the game:
1. Short lines [...]

Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time

Finally, teams we care about know about on Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time.  Eastern Division teams!  Yay!
Unfortunately for you, it’s the awesome Florida Gators.  And by “awesome” I mean “not awesome.”
So let’s take a step back into memory lane, and see what we had to say about Florida waaaaay back in 2006.
Interestingly, the comments [...]

Comment Contest: June 13, 2008

Okie dokie folks, the time you’ve all been waiting for… Eastern Division Comment Contest time!  Wooo!
The last several weeks we’ve been trudging through the mind-bogglingly dull and boring Western Division of the SEC (the bastard child of the greatest league in all of sport), but that has come to an end.  We shall now delve [...]

See Ya Later

Wow, talk about a swing.  With the way that the basketball game between Florida and Tennessee started, if you were given the final score, you’d probably imagine the Gators dumped the Vols pretty hard.
The game started off with a 16-3 run by the Gators, but Bruce Pearl didn’t feel it necessary to call a time [...]

Geaux Tigers?

Well, more interesting developments over a HUGE college football weekend. One of the more important to note for Tennessee fans would be the loss of the Florida Gators to the Tigers of LSU. Tennessee now controls their own destiny in the Eastern Division, where if they can win out, they will be able [...]

CBS: “oops”

Edit: as our alert readers have pointed out, pretty much none of the facts available in this post are accurate to any degree. I did it as a test to see in fact, how alert all you readers were, and what can I say, you all passed with flying colors! Yeah, I swear [...]

Ok, we’re terrible

We’re over our feeling bad about the humiliation at the swamp.  If you missed the awesome theme we had going along with the awesome posts, that’s too bad, because it was funny.
Anyway, that was a pretty horrible showing, spotting the Gators 4 non-offensive touchdowns.  I mean, even take those away, and we still lose, but [...]