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Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time
ZOMG… games… start… TOMORROW!
This is the happiest I’ve been since that time I was banging your sister in your bed while you were downstairs painting the garage door. She was good too.
But other than that, this is seriously, the happiest I’ve been in awhile. How good did I feel when I realized the games started [...]
Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time
So, we’re seriously, very close. To the last installment of Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time of course! What’d you think we were talking about?
Well, I guess the football season is nearing as well, but that being said, what’s the first thing you think of when you think football? Vanderbilt!
In our penultimate installment of the [...]
Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time
Cocks. Most of the people who visit this site probably have one. They probably like their own, but aren’t exactly yearning to love
But the thing is, the good folks down in South Carolina seem to just love cocks. Doesn’t matter who they belong to, as long as they attend school in their state. In fact, [...]
Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time
Can I get a K?
Can I get an E?
Can I get an N?
Can I get a T?
Can I get a… uh, how do you spell Kentucky?
Before getting on to the next school, we’d like to acknowledge the tragedy of Comair Flight 5191 out of Lexington Bluegrass Airport, a tragic accident killing 49 of its 50 [...]
Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time
Man, I’m running out of shit to say for these intros. So I decided to write a song instead.
~Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time,
Is the best time around~
~Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time,
is like your girlfriends pubic mound~
~Is there anything not to like?
About Super Happy Classic Post Fun TIme?~
~It’s only that there aren’t more words
That [...]
Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time
Finally, teams we care about know about on Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time. Eastern Division teams! Yay!
Unfortunately for you, it’s the awesome Florida Gators. And by “awesome” I mean “not awesome.”
So let’s take a step back into memory lane, and see what we had to say about Florida waaaaay back in 2006.
Interestingly, the comments [...]
Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time
I mean honestly, what’s better than reading rehashed material? What? Nothing, that’s what.
Man, Mississippi should probably get some sort of free lawyering or doctoring services from the likes of Duke Alumni because their awesomely awesome choice to fire Cutcliffe and hire Orgeron really paid off… for Duke.
We’ll see if ‘ole crazy eyes Houston Nutt can [...]
