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Calipari = Douchenozzle?

Apparently Coach Calipari, the new head coach of the Kentucky Wildcats (for how long? probably a couple years until the dark cloud catches up to him now, where he’ll promptly uproot, and move on, leaving his former employer to bear the brunt of his misgivings), hates the color orange.
What is the root of all this [...]

Super Happy Classic Post Fun Time

Can I get a K?
Can I get an E?
Can I get an N?
Can I get a T?
Can I get a… uh, how do you spell Kentucky?
Before getting on to the next school, we’d like to acknowledge the tragedy of Comair Flight 5191 out of Lexington Bluegrass Airport, a tragic accident killing 49 of its 50 [...]

Brooks is invincible

Kentucky Coach Rich Brooks was in a boating accident recently, and thankfully, him and the passengers were just fine.  Brooks was on board when the boat capsized, and the 66 year old coach courageously swam to shore.
Brooks was reportedly angry, as he built that boat himself from ancient redwood trees he felled himself, using an [...]

Last (home) Stand

Chris Lofton, JaJuan Smith, and Jordan Howell, seniors all, were able to close out the 2007-2008 campaign unbeaten at the Tommy Bowl. It was an ugly game, where Kentucky’s ridiculously relentless use of the shot clock almost allowed them a chance to pull victory from the clutches of defeat. The BasketVols however, were [...]

A? or B?

As the weekend rolls around, and the #1 ranking more than likely drifts out the window, the BasketVols are going to face a tough test on Sunday.  The test doesn’t come only from the Kentucky Wildcats, but also from facing off against themselves and their focus for the rest of the season.
The loss to Vanderbilt [...]

Top 5?… Not so fast.

The thing that sucks about sucky people using good lines, is that even though the people who use the lines suck, the lines themselves, are usually pretty good.  It is with that explanation, that I have used a “Corso-Line” to describe the loading, arming, aiming, and subsequent shooting in the foot that befell the BasketVols [...]

C-A-T-S…

Well, it’s Kentucky week um, next couple of days. Of course, this has been a fun rivalry over the years for previously the few, and now, the many Tennessee Basketball fans have looked forward to every season.
Playing Kentucky at Rupp Arena is a special thing, as even Bruce Pearl will attest to. Although [...]